Sometimes my friends and I play 'Would You Rather...?" and we start with relatively tame questions and by the end of the game are asking way past the line obscene or strange questions. These are just a few of I thought about recently, independently of my friends. I thought it might be fun to see which you would rather...so leave a comment with your choice.
- Lick a homeless man's foot OR have to use mustard instead of soap for the rest of your life?
- marry an iguana (and consummate the marriage) OR use sandpaper as toilet paper for the rest of your life?
- have a butthole for a mouth OR eat a NY subway rat?
- eat your least favorite food for every meal OR have a partially developed fetus growing out of your earlobe?
My answers-
ReplyDelete-While mustard definitely smells, I don't think I could physically bring myself to put my tongue to a foot that crusty. Also it would be much easier to make a sandwich if you always had mustard on you (literally) so I guess the mustard.
-the iguana..sandpaper+vajayjay=ouchy
- think about someone with bad breath, now imagine if they farted instead of talking...you get my point.if the rat was prepared to be like general tso's chicken or something else that has meat as equally as unidentifiable then def the rat.
-i think the fetus would be fun to play with
These were hard... here's what i got:
ReplyDelete*Though painful and horrible, i think i'm gonna go with the homeless dudes foot. a moment of pain is worth a lifetime of not smelling like mustard. haha
*the iguana.. definitely
*I was thinking the same thing as you.. if they made it like chinese food, i'd never know it was a rat. haha
*I'll also agree with the fetus. some people might be into that and enjoy my company.
mmm crusty feet!
ReplyDeleteyou're ridiculous!
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