Conversations with God

I just typed in a web address wrong in my browser and ended up on some uber-Christian network of blogs, right before I tried to X out the box, I noticed one blog titled 'Conversations with God'. So I thought to myself what it would be like if I were to have a conversation with God...on AIM. So this is what I imagine God and I would talk about:

JiLLpaysdaBiLLz: hey G-man

Water2WineDad: Hello my child.

JiLLpaysdaBiLLz: what up homie?

Water2WineDad: Answering prayers, creating miracles, you know the usual.

JiLLpaysdaBiLLz: sounds boring...I'm watching kids fall down on youtube, you should check it out..it's sooo cute!

Water2WineDad: Yes, children are quite a miracle. I would know, after all, I created them.

JiLLpaysdaBiLLz: I thought we went over this...if we're going to be friends you can't be so cocky all the time, its seriously annoying and you said you would stop...jesus!

Water2WineDad: My bad. What about him?

JiLLpaysdaBiLLz: what about who?

Water2WineDad: My son.

JiLLpaysdaBiLLz: I GET IT! We are all your children, but I'm a girl, you should know that you created vaginas and all...

Water2WineDad: No, my son, Jesus.

JiLLpaysdaBiLLz: Listen God, there's no need to get an attitude...I appreciate all you've done for everything in the universe, but seriously you need an attitude adjustment sometimes...I don't want to get mad at you again...later