Alternate Titles for 'I Know Who Killed Me'

Recently a friend coerced me into watching the worst movie ever created, I Know Who Killed Me. This is where I normally would provide some background, but I still have no idea what the butt this movie is about. So instead I thought I'd share some of my ideas for alternate titles for this F.I.L.M. (freakin' idiotic lactating mess).

What if they tried:

'The Parent Trap 2'

The whole movie Lohan's character talks about how she has an identical twin, that neither she, nor anyone else, knew about/believes her about, so all in all the same thing. This title would probably have, at least, generated a larger box office revenue because the Disney crowd/anyone who liked seeing two Lindsay's at once would have been reeled in. Also I think it's just a much more pleasant name than 'I Know Who Killed Me', especially because throughout the entire movie you never know who killed her/she's not really ever dead...again I'm not exactly sure of the plot line because it was borderline retarded (by that I mean after watching I almost was retarded)

Or how about:

'The End of Lindsay Lohan's Acting Career'

While no one could have predicted that Lindsay's film career would have ended after doing this film, unless of course you happened to read the script. I'm not sure how anyone could have read that garbage and presented it to someone, whose last movie was as successful as Mean Girls, without being fired (or at least spit on). As far as I'm aware, many people must have read this script and told her it was a smart move, but I guess after this movie came out their career's probably also simultaneously ended. Also, this title would definitely have generated more box office revenue from sheer curiosity of how bad this movie would suck.

Even this one would made me want to see it:

'Like, OMG, My Body Parts are Totally All Falling Off'

This is the most literal interpretation of what you're going to get out of this film. For some reason Lindsay's arms and legs keep falling off during the movie. She gets some kind of robot arms/legs too, but then those come off and she gets hit in the face with her leg, I think? Anyway her body parts, like, totally fall off.

Or the most obvious title:

'The Movie Where Lindsay Lohan is a Stripper'

One of the Lindsay Lohans in this movie is a stripper, even though I'm pretty sure you never see her boobies. But this title would bring in the Disney crowd, the pedophile crowd, the frat boy crowd, everyone who hates Lindsay Lohan, everyone that loves Lindsay Lohan and anyone that loves strippers/stripping/strip clubs/strip malls/etc.