Would You Rather...
- have a functioning penis as a nose OR a functioning vagina as a mouth?
- be known for being a reality TV whore OR have self respect?
- wear a porcupine on your head at all times OR always wear a jacket made of rotting banana peels?
- fart skittles OR have colored smoke come out of your butt each time?
- have your face actually freeze like that OR go blind from jerking off too much?
[leave your responses in the comments section]
my answers:
ReplyDelete-penis because it would be funny to sneeze on people on the subway
-toss up, depends on whether or not you get your own spin off
-porcupine =converation starter
-colored smoke for sure...i only like grape skittles and i dont think i'd eat anything that came out of my asshole
-face freeze fo' sho