25 Random Facts About Me

So Facebook has been bombarding us with notes written by people we haven't spoken to in 10 years titled "25 Random Things About Me". And basically, aside from like two (that I've read), they are one giant cliche. Of course your friends and family are important to you and one of your 'random facts' doesn't have to be "I don't normally do these things, but..." So I decided to create my own list of 25 FACTS about myself that you probably haven't seen on other people's lists.

1. I truly believe that I will be murdered (please don't help me out with it)
2. I litterally throw up when people have snot on their face or carry around bags of dog shit.
3. I haven't been able to pee in front of anyone (unless I'm wasted) since 2nd grade because two boys barged into a bathroom I was using.
4. I broke my leg skateboarding when I was 2 years old. My cast was green and we kept it above our fireplace until it started to smell worse than someone carrying around a bag of dog shit.
5. After freshman year in college I was in car accident and pissed my pants (like a lot) and never told anyone else that was in the car. (sorry guys)
6. My favorite planet is Jupiter and it's because its the fattest and it has, what I consider to be, a big pimple on it.
7. As a child, I told people I was a witch (for many years).
8. I prefer driving alone so I can sing pop music as loud as I can, while pretending I'm a pop star AKA removing my underwear and getting out of cars while people take pictures of my cooter (ok that last part is a lie, no one takes pictures).
9. Anyone that says 'panties' and is serious about it, is dead to me from that moment forward.
10. I don't trust people that don't like cheese.
11. I secretly wish I had no dignity so I could be a porn or reality star...or both.
12. As good as it might feel to do meth, I would never ever consider trying it because I'd like to keep my teeth for the long haul.
13. I usually agree when I don't know what someone is talking about.
14. I think that soda tastes like shit because of the bubbles.
15. I never ate ham until I was in college.
16. In middle school my nickname was "Bullseye" because apparently my nipples were hard the whole year and I didn't wear bras. I found out what it meant the last day of 8th grade.
17. I think celebrities are the bees knees, but would never hook up with one.
18. I have bitten my toenails before, but rarely my fingernails.
19. I am related to Broadway legend, Bernadette Peters (she is my cousin).
20. Since I was about 8, all my wishes have been to get big boobs.
21. I'd like to be C-List famous.
22. My best friend and I have an agreement that if either of us gets a dick for a day, we would blow each other just so we could know what it felt like.
23. I think it's really fun to talk into a fan and pretend I'm a robot.
24. I cried in the movie 'Hitch'.
25. There are only 24 facts about me.

[In case you were wondering I'm wearing a crab hat in that picture. A hat shaped like a crab]