Pro V. Con: Face Tattoos

A few months ago, I hadn't really given face tattoos much thought. And I don't know if it's just me, but lately they have been everywhere. Maybe now I'm conditioned to noticing them because they have been all over the television these days, but I have noticed some face-tat-toting ladies and gentlemen out there on the subway. I decided to weigh the pros and the cons of this pressing issue.

Pros vs. Cons: Face Tattoos

Pro:

• when asking directions for the bus, people will offer their wallets
  
• you can cut any line
  
• girlfriends won't pressure you to meet their parents
  
• everyday is Halloween!
  
• intimidate small children by doing nothing
• people constantly staring at you raises self esteem
• gang recruitment becomes easier

Con:

• minimum wage earners club lifetime membership
  
• even face skin gets wrinkly
  
• probably at least an accessory to murder
  
• people constantly staring at you makes you self concious
  
• You have a tattoo on your fucking face...for life.

You Decide.