He Had it All Along

Most people are at least aware of a little show called Rock of Love. Most people aren't aware of it to the extent that I am, but that's a problem I am working on privately. As someone who was more or less in the fetal stage of development when Poison became famous, I had never really seen any photos of Bret before all the surgery and hair extensions, so I decided to do some research and find out what all the hype was originally about.

What I found was shocking. I was expecting #4 on Playgirl's Hottest Men on Earth list circa 1988 would look like Brad Pitt or someone as equally dripping with masculinity. Unfortunately what I discovered is that the band Poison, was made up entirely of women. There are whores who don't wear as much make up as these guys. What I also found interesting, is that the other members of Poison all look like girls who have appeared on the show. This is exemplified by the cover to their album "Look What the Cat Dragged In". So I took the liberty of photo shopping the girls names onto the album cover for your viewing pleasure.

If you are not as familiar with Rock of Love as I am, you can compare this album cover to the real girls: Marcia(the Brasilian firecracker who choked out Ashley on the first episode of season 3), Ashley (she sang a song about Marcia taking a shit and then got choked), and of course the 'New York' of Rock of Love, Heather Chadwell (also has appeared on Rock of Love 2, I Love Money, & Charm School, and undoubtedly at least 3 more VH1 celebreality shows in the future).