Rock Of Love Haikus

I spent 2 summers ago interning at VH1 Digital. While I learned a lot and spent most of my time productively, I also had a lot of laughs with my supervisors. On my last day, I read them a series of haikus I wrote about the critically acclaimed VH1 show, "Rock Of Love". Obviously they are a little delayed since we're already up to season 3, but I thought they were still worth posting. Hopefully you agree.

Rock of Love ladies
Bags of bouncy silicone
Watch out they might pop

Wake up, have a drink
Classy ladies all around
Tops are coming off

Brandi C. in porn
Lesbian threeway sex romp
Can you say spin off?

Talk Dirty to me
He will measure my boner
Not a real doctor…

Yeehaw Rodeo!
Laughs so loud she orgasmed
Seven year old son...

Hip hop versus rock
Hope no one poops on the floor
Only time will tell